Humor Sentiments

The new year is a perfect time to start over, except for my job and my house and my friends and my habits.  I want new clothes, is what I’m saying.

 

For me, Christmas isn’t about materialism, unless that means you like getting gifts, because then it totally is.

 

There’s no knitting-related problem that knitting can’t solve.

 

I like to think that the “Hang in there” kitty hung in there, and is now living happily with the Family of a courageous fire fighter.  I also like to think about fire fighters.

 

A relaxing drive is a great way to clear your head, especially if your problem is the kind you can run over with your car.

 

My upcoming anniversary is my diamond anniversary. I don’t care what number it is. I put up with a lot.

 

If they don’t want me to get Botox, they’ll have to do better than “it’s poison that’s never killed anyone.”

 

I don’t want to get too sentimental on your birthday… But you’re kind of an ass sometimes. (I think that went well.)

 

People say “Little Miss Perfect” like it’s a bad thing.

 

I think there’s someone I need to get in touch with and forgive.  And that someone is that bitch Jenny Perkins from 10th grade and it’s not gonna happen.

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