Category Archives: Shoebox Cards
A Shoebox Card
A Shoebox Card
“And God, I’ve been praying for a while now
for the ability to melt faces with my anger,
and I really don’t think it’s too much to ask.”
A Shoebox Card
A Shoebox Card
“Now, this orange is more expensive, but it’s organic.”
“This kid eats orange crayons. I’ll take the cheap ones.”
A Shoebox Card
Let me know if you need me
to back you up by screaming
like a little baby girl in a skirt
and pigtails.
A Shoebox Card
“You’ve still got glitter
on your cleavage.”
“I’ll shower before church.”
(inside)
We’ll be tearing it up
for quite a few years to come.
A Shoebox Card
He was the Chicken Man.
And the Chicken Man was
good at one thing.
And that one thing was drywall.