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Star Wars Rebels Children’s Book

Star Wars Rebels

Star Wars Rebels

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the Star Wars galaxy! The Force is strong on the planet Lothal and Darth Vader is preparing to do battle with the Ghost ship’s team. Rebel Commander Sato has intercepted Darth Vader’s message to you and included an urgent letter asking for your help. A young Padawan like you could lead the crew to a rebel victory.
Not so fast! Darth Vader instructs you to use his classified plans to devise a battle strategy to destroy the assembled rebel team led by Kanan Jarrus.  You, too, could become a strong ally to the Empire. Grab your lightsaber or blaster and get ready to read profiles on Ezra, Kanan, Sabine, Hera, Chopper, Zeb, and Ahsoka.

Will you unite with the Ghost crew or defend the Empire with your exclusive knowledge? It is time to secure your place in the galaxy. Only you can choose your destiny.

News Headlines

  • The research vessel is still stuck in Antarctica, but they’re asking not to be rescued just yet because it’s warmer there than it is in most everywhere else today.
  • The African country of Malawi is trying to attract more tourists to is beautiful beaches and wildlife parks. Officials say it’s one of the safest countries to travel to in Africa, adding, “oh, you’ll likely be killed, but it’s not guaranteed like most everywhere else in Africa.”
  • NASA is annoyed with Beyonce. Apparently the intensity of her hotness is throwing off all sorts of thermal imaging satellites.
  • The press is trying to forecast the the Pope’s plans might be for 2014. So far, they’re thinking ‘hugs.’
  • Dennis Rodman is angrily defending his trip to North Korea, saying the people there were kind and welcoming. Reports may soon confirm that Rodman is just confused and really only went to North Carolina.

News Headlines

  • A 5.8 magnitude earthquake struck Turkey on Saturday. The temors caused a several moments of calm as people knew that nobody can shoot at each other accurately for those few precious seconds.
  • A federal judge ruled that the NSA gathering of telephone data is legal, saying in his brief, “look, man, I don’t want any trouble.”
  • A large gang of teenagers stormed a shopping mall in Brooklyn, causing chaos, fear and damage. Mall officials could only disperse the teens after making them realize that Brooklyn is not in New Jersey.
  • A group of penguins at a zoo in Korea were dressed in Santa costumes, to the delight of young and old. Young and old people, that is. The penguins seemed   indifferent and at times mildly annoyed for some reason.
  • The AARP has released a list of 22 activities people should never do again after turning 50, like going roller skating or doing a split. They cut the original list down because #23 is not to waste any of the precious little time you have left reading a list that is one thousand items long.