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A Fresh Ink Card

“And God, I’ve been praying for a while now
for the ability to melt faces with my anger,
and I really don’t think it’s too much to ask.”

“I wish I’d never taken
that one jazz dance class.
Then, I’d never know.”

No regrets, my friend.
No regrets.

(inside)
May you, too, get thrown out of boring places on your birthday.

“Now, this orange is more expensive, but it’s organic.”

“This kid eats orange crayons. I’ll take the cheap ones.”

“You’ve still got glitter
on your cleavage.”
“I’ll shower before church.”

(inside)
We’ll be tearing it up
for quite a few years to come.