23-year old Jennifer Grout may win this season’s competition of Arab’s Got Talent. Her fans in the U.S., for the sake of her health and safety, are really hoping she suffers a crushing and public defeat by a man.
International authorities suspect a political shake-up in North Korea. Evidence of a restructuring that is typical for that nation is being reported, as leaders who have voiced disapproval of the current political system are being found without their heads.
Famed adventurer Bear Grylls is expanding his Survival Academy training courses to now include Africa. The new course is surprisingly quick and inexpensive given the vast political, military, cultural and natural dangers ever-present throughout the continent. You pay your money and then you get an email from Bear Grylls that says “do not, under any circumstances, ever go to Africa, ever.”
GM announced that it will discontinue its Chevy brand sales in Europe. Europeans responded by saying, “we could buy a Chevy in Europe?”
There is evidence that smoking marijuana can cause man boobs. There is also evidence that smoking marijuana while reading the news article about man boobs can cause hours of uncontrolled giggling.
Senator Rand Paul has outlined his plan to help the city of Detroit to recover. He wants everyone there to just work like he did to become successful – be born to a wealthy family, become a physician, and then get elected to the Senate where the pay and benefits are awesome.